Dear Self,
Honeybuns are NOT worth it. They're never as fluffy and creamy as you expect. They are dry. What bit of sweet goodness you are expecting when you drive yourself to cheat is not there...they disappoint every time. So, quit buying them!
Suzy Q's are NOT your friend. The fluffy white center is never thick enough or fluffy enough for you. If you could build your own Dream Suzy Q, it would be 1/2 the cakey part and double the creamy part. BUT you don't build Suzy Q's. You BUY them. You cheat and lie and hide to get them. They disappoint you every time. So, quit cheating with them!
Very Truly Yours,
Your disgusted, guilty self.
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Our TTC Journey
- February/March 2009-2nd Injectable Cycle (Follistim + Trigger + IUI)
- November 2008- Decided to hold off through the holidays; Began acupuncture and a 3-month cleanse
- October 2008- 1st Injectable Cycle (Follistim + Trigger + IUI) BFN
- September 2008- 2nd Femara Cycle (with Trigger & IUI); BFN
- August 2008- Break Cycle
- July 2008- Began 1st Femara Cycle (with TI); BFN
- June/July 2008- Another Clomid + Trigger + IUI Cycle, resulting in a BFN
- June 2008- Follow-up HSG to be sure that surgery was a success; it was!
- May 2008- Hysteroscopy & Laproscopy Surgery
- March 2008- HSG: discovered a septum on my uterus; surgery scheduled, cycle cancelled
- March 2008- AF arrived while in Las Vegas...oh the joys!
- February 2008- BFN; Began 2nd Clomid + Trigger Cycle, added in IUI, resulted in a BFN
- February 2008- 1st RE Appt., 1st Trigger Shot
- January 2008- Referred to RE; Started Clomid
- November 2006-December 2007- Pretty much TTC on our own. Charted here and there and started realizing something was wrong.
- September 2006- Married!; Began TTC the good 'ole fashioned way. Fully expected a honeymoon baby. (Yeah...right!)
- July 2006- Stopped BCP
- January 2005- Engaged!
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Here is my note to myself...
Dear Guilty Disgusted Self,
You were doing so well- you had not had a Coca-Cola in two weeks. Then you broke down and had one. And to top it off, you had a piece of pound cake too. Shame on you.
Signed,
The Naughty
I enjoyed the Little Debbies until I became a teenager and now I think they are disgusting.
My turn...
Dear Self,
After two weeks without, you chose to have coffee this morning. You know that the caffeine in it monopolizes your precious kidney energy, which takes away from the energy going to your reproductive organs.
As the books you have been reading ask, "Would you rather have coffee or a baby?"
With love from,
Your disgusted and guilty Traditional Chinese Medicine-knowledgeable Self
Neither are either of those items actual food, you know. Eww. Suzy Q's? I'm sorry for your taste buds. :-)
bwahahaha you're too funny
Why is it the things that tasted so amazing as kids aren't as good when you're grown-up? I find that very disappointing. :(
I can't pretend to your forbearance - I've had some expensive desserts in my time (and I make some decent ones myself), but there are few things that give me the satisfaction of a nice room-temperature oatmeal cream pie. De gustibus non est disputandem, eh?
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